Dexter Startled

Dexter is startled when I walk into my room to find him eating my sausage egg and biscuit with cheese from McDonalds. I am usually fine with him eating McDonalds as long as its not mine, and he knows this. So I was able to catch his reaction as I caught him red handed. I let him finish the rest of it since he said he was starving but now I will probably have to find something for myself to eat later... Way to go Dexter.

Dexter loves McDonalds

Dexter just enjoyed  one of his favorites from McDonalds, the southern style chicken sandwich. Not sure why he like this one so much but he can sure eat. Dexter also like chic a fil but they are not open on Sundays or late at night so he settles for the second best chicken sandwich he can find. With the sandwich Dexter is able to finish an entire McDonald sweet tea and half an oatmeal raisin cookie. He then immediately passes out in any of his many hiding places.

Dexter also learned a new word today. He says "hi" (I guess he downloaded Rosetta Stone on my computer when he was surfing the web)

Dexter wants to take today off

Dexter wants to take today to remember all of the people who lost their lives on 9/11... He wasn't born at the time but he spends some time on the computer browsing the internet....................so he did a little reading on 9/11 and asked me to put this on his page. Not sure why he chose this picture, i guess he is pondering or something.

Dexter says purrrrrrrrrrr...

Dexter Sees You...

Dexter sees all with his blue eyes... cats can see better than humans, hear better than humans, smell things better than humans....... yet they don't come when they are called???? Interestingly... Dexter can sure here the sounds of food being pored into his bowl... Dexter only likes to eat the best, when he isn't eating Purina one he loves to eat chicken portabella with noddle, filet mingnon (rare of course) over white rice, and fresh sushi grade salmon sashimi... he does enjoy the occasional Kobe beef (cooked medium) but I can't afford to feed him that on a daily so its a great treat for him. Surprisingly Dexter isn't over weight, he is very healthy and doesn't have a high cholesterol, you may think he is spoiled but as long as he doesn't eat better than me we can live together...

Dexter also says MEOWWWWW

-Michael

Dexter's Condo

So Dexter has been busy the last couple of days, spending most of his time looking out windows and sleeping. Dexter spends a lot of his time sleeping in this cat condo covered with carpet that he enjoys digging into. He likes this condo because he think it keeps him safe from all the elements including our dog, me and other roommates who like to both Dexter while he is sleeping. Other hideouts Dexter enjoys are walk in closets, under beds, and behind anything that offers cover. Usually to get Dexter to come out of one of his many hiding places, you just have to put food in his bowl.

Dexter is Thirsy

Dexter is very strange, he has access to plenty of premium beverages including Brita purified water, Fuji water, and occasionally Saratoga spring water when we can get it shipped in. Out of all these options we have given Dexter the opportunity to have, he chooses to drink from the bathroom toilet. I don't understand him, If I was a cat and was offered clean ass purified water, I would go ape shit. At least he enjoys the other premium beverages we offer him including imported and domestic beer, and occasionally some fresh squeezed juices with his morning breakfast.

Dexter with his work Tie

Dexter is off for the morning to conduct his usually business. After his usual bowl of decaf coffee and Purina one his is ready to go.  This is his favorite tie because he feels it complements his fur very well. Dexter is a pro at tying his own ties and putting them on, sometimes i ask him for help me when i have to wearone, which is not that often.

Dexter Dreaming of going outside

Dexter sometimes tries to sneak outside the house and is sometimes successful. We don't like to let him out to much because one time another cat attacked him pretty bad. So Dexter spends a majority of his time looking outside dreaming when he is not asleep or eating.

Homeless Dexter

Dexter has plenty of options on places he can sleep including my comfortable beds and couches... For some reason he still prefers a cardboard box.... sometimes i don't understand him

Dexter is Hungry

Nothing is better than a bowl of Purina one and some blue moon... (cat meets the legal drinking age in cat years)